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Post by toothpick on Mar 8, 2013 13:14:03 GMT -5
Any tales worth sharing? Surely Dave has slammed more than his fair share of Australian girl thingy by now.
I am married and literally have nothing to offer on the subject.
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Post by toothpick on Mar 8, 2013 13:16:46 GMT -5
I can assure you that I did not write "girl thingy." Autocorrect strikes again.
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Post by icepenis on Mar 8, 2013 13:26:21 GMT -5
I like it
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Post by zman on Mar 8, 2013 13:42:14 GMT -5
ZDick has been as dry as the fucking Sahara.
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Post by steve on Mar 8, 2013 13:47:32 GMT -5
For icepenis, getting his dick wet might just mean that the air conditioning went out.
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Post by sexmachine on Mar 8, 2013 13:52:28 GMT -5
For icepenis, getting his dick wet might just mean that the air conditioning went out. Glad my secretary is out to lunch and I don't have to try to explain why I am laughing. |
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Post by icepenis on Mar 8, 2013 13:56:51 GMT -5
THIS ISNT FUNNY GUYS SOMEONE TURN THAT SHIT BACK DOWN TO 29
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Post by icepenis on Mar 8, 2013 13:57:19 GMT -5
I'm changing my name to ICEPENIS when the old swamp comes back, if it ever does.
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Post by icepenis on Mar 8, 2013 13:58:02 GMT -5
And I unfortunately got out of the V-tappin' game in the middle of my prime. The last two years probably would have been jaw-dropping. Pun intended. For the hoes, you queers.
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Post by nrogara on Mar 8, 2013 14:03:16 GMT -5
ZDick has been as dry as the fucking Sahara. sandpenis It's my birthday week, so you can be sure that I'm being properly serviced. |
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Post by toothpick on Mar 8, 2013 16:46:08 GMT -5
I'm changing my name to ICEPENIS when the old swamp comes back, if it ever does. Honestly, you'd be stupid not to. |
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Post by toothpick on Mar 9, 2013 18:31:49 GMT -5
Alrights bruhs, it's Saturday night! Go out and get y'alls dicks wet, preferably with some girl thingys. And remember, condoms are for losers. Take away all the feeling.
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Post by bogundave on Mar 11, 2013 0:41:18 GMT -5
Any tales worth sharing? Surely Dave has slammed more than his fair share of Australian girl thingy by now. Well....sorry to disappoint, but I haven't had any luck here in Melbourne. The girl that I was dating before I left Seattle and I have decided to try and make the long distance thing work out for us, so I've been trying to be the loyal boyfriend. That said, even without the Long Distance thing hanging over me, my game doesn't seem to translate into Australian very well. |
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