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Post by toothpick on Mar 8, 2013 16:39:16 GMT -5
Since all of us are apparently over the hill and well past the prime of our dick wielding days, perhaps this thread would be more appropriate for swapping tales of when we were all in our prime.
I'll always regret the fact that I never had intercourse with a woman of Indian descent.
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Post by icepenis on Mar 8, 2013 16:57:28 GMT -5
I've gone mainly all white save for like 3 or 4. Visible minorities didn't want that icepenis.
Also got out of the game just shy of hitting 50, and that sucks. I feel like I have 2,999 hits.
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Post by brianlas on Mar 8, 2013 17:02:59 GMT -5
There's a whole shitload of Swampers right around my age (40) and our generated got fucked by AIDS. The generation before us and after us got more ass than a toilet seat, but Magic Johnson screwed us good. To borrow icepenis' analogy, we were like batters in 1968 before they lowered the mound. The best ones were lucky to hit. 300.
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Post by steve on Mar 8, 2013 17:04:30 GMT -5
I've gone mainly all white save for like 3 or 4. Visible minorities didn't want that icepenis. Also got out of the game just shy of hitting 50, and that sucks. I feel like I have 2,999 hits. It's probably better you didn't stop right at the round number. Look what happened to Clemente. (Too soon?)
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Post by icepenis on Mar 8, 2013 17:06:34 GMT -5
Nahh, Clemente is fair game.
Some of my degenerate friends who really don't give the slightest fuck and will say anything have been tearing it up on the Plenty of Fishes and what have you. It's like those plenty of fish are in a barrel, and they are shooting them. With their dicks.
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Post by sexmachine on Mar 8, 2013 20:06:21 GMT -5
Since all of us are apparently over the hill and well past the prime of our dick wielding days, perhaps this thread would be more appropriate for swapping tales of when we were all in our prime. I'll always regret the fact that I never had intercourse with a woman of Indian descent. I have. It was just like fucking a white girl. Or an Asian girl. Or a Latino girl. Now a black girl. I always regret that I was never able to bag a black girl. Black girls are my great white whale. Cause you know they can do crazy shit in bed.
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Post by rush2112 on Mar 8, 2013 22:11:31 GMT -5
I slept with a Navajo girl when I was in college. She had played basketball for ASU and was in crazy shape. Yes, she did some crazy things.
I made out with a couple of black chicks but never got lucky.
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Post by nrogara on Mar 8, 2013 22:19:51 GMT -5
Since all of us are apparently over the hill and well past the prime of our dick wielding days, perhaps this thread would be more appropriate for swapping tales of when we were all in our prime. I'll always regret the fact that I never had intercourse with a woman of Indian descent. I have. It was just like fucking a white girl. Or an Asian girl. Or a Latino girl. Now a black girl. I always regret that I was never able to bag a black girl. Black girls are my great white whale. Cause you know they can do crazy shit in bed. It's true, it's true. Black girls fuck like this. But white girls fuck like this.
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Post by bfj on Mar 8, 2013 22:28:40 GMT -5
Amazing oral from a black chick. Banged a gentile or two. I'm out.
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Post by toothpick on Mar 9, 2013 0:37:59 GMT -5
There's a whole shitload of Swampers right around my age (40) and our generated got fucked by AIDS. The generation before us and after us got more ass than a toilet seat, but Magic Johnson screwed us good. To borrow icepenis' analogy, we were like batters in 1968 before they lowered the mound. The best ones were lucky to hit. 300. That is an excellent point, B. A buddy of mine is a HS teacher, and he says that it is almost apalling how far the pendulum has swung in the other direction. At his school at least, students are engaged in a ton of casual sex that just didn't exist in our day. It's as if it's worse to be labelled a prude than a very *friendly* person.
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Post by steve on Mar 10, 2013 20:48:38 GMT -5
Yeah, that's it. I'm sure my utter lack of game had nothing to do with it.
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Post by bogundave on Mar 11, 2013 0:42:59 GMT -5
The ethnic/racial diversity to my roster is completely lacking. Nothing but white chicks for me.
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Post by sexmachine on Mar 11, 2013 9:18:05 GMT -5
I slept with a Navajo girl when I was in college. She had played basketball for ASU and was in crazy shape. Yes, she did some crazy things. I made out with a couple of black chicks but never got lucky. I assumed Indian meant Asian, not Native American. Never gone down that road. Closest I got was listening to the insanely hot Native American girl in my college banging the star running back in the dorm room next to mine. He made it to the final cuts in training camp with an NFL team, I think the Bengals and played a couple years in Arena. My roommate used to jerk off to them all the time. Asian Indian seem to have the same Jewish guy fetish Asian women have. I always did really well with Indian and Asian girls.
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Post by toothpick on Mar 11, 2013 12:11:33 GMT -5
Yep, I did mean Indian as in South Asian. I guess Rush still hasn't figured out that Columbus didn't land in India.
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Post by testuser on Mar 11, 2013 12:14:00 GMT -5
I challenged myself back in the day and sought out diverse suitors. That's a lie. I just didn't really care. There was an incredibly hot russian girl. It is a low point when you find yourself sucking the toes of some random dude in college. She had such low self esteem. A key component for me having any chance whatsoever.
I had the best luck with the catholic/jewish persuasion.
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